It’s just not Christmas dinner without a round of cracker-pulling, paper crowns and some awful Christmas cracker jokes. We asked our Twitter followers for their best and worst corny Christmas cracker pun jokes:
How does Good King Weceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
via @macdog73 and @Acrolan
What’s a pilot’s favourite crisp flavour?
Why did the lions not want to play cards with the other animals?
‘Cause they were all cheetahs!
via @LynnCSchreiber, Jump editor
Here are some of our other favourite festive jokes:
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Why are Christmas trees very bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
How do snowmen get around?
By riding an ‘icicle.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets trapped in a chimney?