It’s just not Christmas dinner without a round of cracker-pulling, paper crowns and some awful Christmas cracker jokes. We asked our Twitter followers for their best and worst corny Christmas cracker pun jokes:
How does Good King Weceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
via @nickie72
What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
Mince spies.
via @macdog73 and @Acrolan
What’s a pilot’s favourite crisp flavour?
Plane!
via @SillyBeardy
Why did the lions not want to play cards with the other animals?
‘Cause they were all cheetahs!
via @LynnCSchreiber, Jump editor
Here are some of our other favourite festive jokes:
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Why are Christmas trees very bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
How do snowmen get around?
By riding an ‘icicle.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets trapped in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Image: NobleWorksCards.com
